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Queen Dot's Favorite Quotes


"You mean they've taken what we think we thought we think and made us think we thought our thoughts we think we thought?...I think."

- Patrick Star "Spongebob Squarepants"

"You poor ugly thing you."

- Patrick Star "Spongebob Squarepants"

"I just don't understand how you can smile with all those tears in your eyes, and tell me everything is wonderful noooow."

- Everclear

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup,Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'"

- Chris Rock

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